I got a paper cut opening the mail today.
It really stung. I hate it when that happens. All day
long, the paper cut kept opening up and it may
have bled a little. Having an open sore at work
is never good, because I’m at the Post Office, say
half of the mail I touched today went out into the
world with my blood on it. Someone out there, some hot babe
some weirdo, some stranger, will get an envelope sprayed
with my blood. I just hope there ain’t no voodoo crazy
priestesses getting junk mail today.